Harmonic Fireflies

tekki-chan:

I was scared, until I saw kirby wearing Zero’s manthong.

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THE THIRD ONE

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCK SAYING ONE THING.

Alright, Harmy, sit down.

     First off, stop hanging out with C.J. and Jarryl. When they tease you and they think you are kidding— they’re not. They’ll turn on you. Secondly, racist jokes are never funny, no matter the age, so stop saying them. Grab a sketchbook and begin drawing. Your improvement rate will be amazing, and if you had started now, I would probably be drawing realism. Don’t listen to Mom about the style you can draw in, that it is “racist” drawing anime or “stupid” drawing abstract art. You will meet the most amazing people on Tumblr, so get off of Facebook. (You are too young, now aren’t you?)

     Respect Kalyn, or else you’re going to end up like Debi and Elizabeth, our older sisters who will not glance at each other for what hell they put each other through when they were younger. Your Nintendo is under Kalyn’s bed, by the way. She’s hiding it from you because she broke her own. You will play your Dad’s GameBoy all day for about a month, and become addicted to Mega Man, which is why your name is what it is, a musical reference. 

Do not use chatspeak.

Do NOT use chatspeak. 

     Don’t make gay jokes, you’re going to end up not crushing on guys anyways, but your best friend. You are going to be teased, you are going to be mad at everybody. Stomach cramps hurt. Creepypasta is not to be read at night, not even at slumber parties, as you will just stay up all night and you won’t go into your room for weeks. You will love yaoi of X and Zero. You will finally just stop listening to regular music because video game music is so much better. Mega Man ZX is not a piece of shit, so don’t listen to the classic series fans. Hate is the worst thing you can say. Play Station controllers will piss you off. Zero is a guy. Bad voice acting in videogames rock. You will become jealous of others’ art when you are twelve and have just started drawing.

     START PRACTICING YOUR ENGLISH. Seriously, this is not Germany, this is America, your accent is confusing and if you had started practicing better English my words would become so clear. Don’t act all big and bad, especially towards Briana. She can knock you down with her words… and it hurts. You will begin developing feelings toward fictional characters. Axl and Siarnaq, to be exact. You will most definitely not give a shit about them being robots, or fictional, for that matter. You can’t defeat Air Man. Stop being a suck-up, I’m still trying to get rid of my suck-up-iness. Zero is the best with a samurai-like voice. I’m not kidding. Minecraft is not a boy’s game. The only difference between internet friendship and real life friendship is that a computer monitor is standing between you. And a few states. 

    That is all.

    You still cannot beat Air Man.

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don’t mind me just reblogging the best picture on the internet

 Besides the “Moves Like ‘Jagger” Aeolus of course.

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